Today I wrote “Twerk Team Tryouts @3:30 S15” on multiple pieces of paper and taped it around the school. And oh my god people thought it was real. THEY THOUGHT IT WAS REAL I AM SO DONE. HAHAHA. I DID IT! I TROLLED THE ENTIRE SCHOOL.
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.
This is perfect.